6 posts tagged “vox”

One minute my jaw is dropping at all of the Web 2.0 goodness oozing from Vox.  The delicious rounded corners, the gentle powderpuff blue... so not like other blogging platforms.

The next minute, almost as if to say the honeymoon's over, I wake up and my Vox entry screen looks like Xanga.  Archaic, beveled buttons with ... what's that, Arial#000?  Even the viewing options and tag editor look like something off a news site. 

Yes, yes, it all functions the same way, but let's not make Craig's List our posterchild.  Great design goes hand in hand with a great product.  While much of Vox's allure is making blogging easy, the really great thing about Vox is that it can make it fun.

I'm just hoping there's a good reason behind the change.  If not, I might get ornary.

Is it just me, or is it getting harder and harder to use MT now that Vox is here?  This compose screen is pure magic.

Annoyed at all those darn people reading your blog?  Sick of being poked and prodded by the John Q. Paparazzi?  Tired of all that Ad Sense rolling in?  Then have I got a solution for you!

In just a few easy steps, you can be rid of your audience once and for all:

1. Don't be consistent.  For years people have cultivated the habit of grabbing the newspaper off the rack, catching the news and tuning into their favorite television shows the same time each day.  Even the most hardened individualist has significant habits.  If your hell-bent on driving people away from your blog, the number one way to do it is to update your site sporadically or infrequently.  If people know you post new content every Monday morning, there more likely to come back. 

Think Pavlov.  Monday rolls around, they visit your site, new content, interested reader.  The following Monday they come again and find another delightful post.  Ding.  Bad news for those of you who don't want readers.  Kick back, have a lemonade.  If you feel the urge to blog or start thinking of your life in terms of a blog post, watch some reruns of the Andy Griffith Show.  A few days of slacking will surely drive them away.

2. Don't offer anything worthwhile.  Another reason your audience sticks around is because you have great ideas (or at least mediocre ideas with great words).  Not surprisingly, people flock to "thought leaders" in this great, shiny Information Age.  Throw them off with posts about how your life stinks or, even better, copy and paste entire song lyrics about suicide or relationships.  People are busy these days, and the last thing they're going to stick around for is how much you hate meatloaf.  If you get a brilliant idea, take a walk.  Go build something neat with Legos instead.

3. Don't provoke a response.  This point requires some serious work.  People have a tendency to frequent articles about things they disagree with.  The most read articles in the blogosphere are about controversial topics like abortion, gay rights and religion; and if you look in the comment section, most of them are arguments.  So to protect yourself from the hordes (or, worse yet, the dreaded Digg effect), be sure your posts are chock-full-o-ambivalence. 

Here's a simple test to check yourself on this point: visit your local community college cafeteria and sit with the most diverse group of people you can find, preferably Bohemian-types (they love to argue).  Then test it out on them; blurt it out a one-sentence summary of your post.  If there's a response; no good, rework the post.  If they don't look up from their hummus, BINGO!  You've got yourself a winner!

4. Take yourself too seriously.  There are over 300 million people blogs on the Internet at last count.  A great way to lose your following is by acting like yours is more important than the other 299.999999 million.  Use phrases like, "if they only knew the power I hold over their reputation with my blog, they'd have treated me better" and "I'm sooooo destroying your reputation".  Never use smilies and never, ever, ever admit you were wrong.  If you apologize on your site, you might as well get a dedicated server.  People respect honesty and your dreams of a miniscule audience would be shattered.

5. Hate what your writing about.  This is a last ditch effort if all else fails.  If you've tried all of the other steps and still seem to be bringing them in, shift gears.  Run a week long series on the square root of imaginary numbers.  Chronicle the number of intersections in New Jersey.  Prove the Pythagorean Theorem.  Whatever you don't like most, make that your next project.  Your disdain for your subject matter is bound to seep out to your soon-to-be-ex-readers.

Now, these aren't magic, folks.   They take some hard work.  But you got yourself into this mess and you can get yourself out.  Just think boring, pretentious, insipid, inconsistent thoughts and your audience will disappear (or your money back!)

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I've succumbed to peer pressure and pastelified my identity.  This feels tantamount to listening to Brittany Speers and reading Cosmo Girl, but I'm assured it's the next big thing.  I was nearly convinced of it until I realized that my icon now clashes with the Vox logo. 

What a shame.  I'll miss that bubbly redness.

I was disheartened when I was double posting an article from my other blog to Vox and realized that I couldn't edit the HTML.  Minus one point for Vox.

So I thought, well, I'll just copy and paste the text from my blog.  I pasted it into the Vox compose screen only to be delighted (we're talking giddy here) that the FULL article pasted, pictures, html and all.  Plus ten points for Vox.

Current score: +9

So I say again... WOW.

Note: I'm running FireFox 1.5.0.3 on a PC.  It also works with IE6.  However, my mac friends tell me they can't do this.

Pros

1. Short and simple, easy to pronounce and remember.  (see Wii)
2. Not as many branding issues as Comet.
3. Three letter domain name, gooooooood.
4. Mmm.... Perl....
   

Cons

1. Latin derivative name implies old and dead. (thanks Elise)
2. Vox sounds like Fox, confusing for some.
   
3. Vox is an uglier word than Comet, with sharp angles.
4. They tried to compensate that by putting it in a skype-esque bubbly container that really just adds to the sharpness it (thanks to the vertices of the "cloud").
5. If you're inviting others to use your service, are you going to put a big 'X' highlighted in fire engine red in your logo?

Results
I'm afraid there is just going to be alot of negative feedback for the name initially, with blog posts from The Opposition entitled "Thinking Outside the Vox" or "Voxed In".  Of course this goes both ways, because having a "Vox" of anything is cool.  For instance, I could really go for a "Vox" of Cap'n Crunch right now.  I may be able to live with the name if I see significant improvement in the logo design.  I think that purple comet box was pure genius, and I think it may just work for Vox.

On a more philosophical level, the screaming red logo also seems to imply that it's more about the brand then the users, not an image I think we're going for.  Granted, this is initial launch and you want brand recognition, but it's far too pretentious, especially when one of the pillars of Web 2.0 (don't sue me O'Reilly!) is community.

So we shall see.  I'm in love with the interface, and I think it will be a smash hit for new bloggers.  So 6A may pull a Google and have something that works so well that people don't really care that the logo is ugly.